Putin will address the nation soon, Kremlin says (twitter.com)

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[-] tymon@lemm.ee 48 points 1 year ago

"I won't be pooping for the next three days"

[-] emeraldheart@beehaw.org 16 points 1 year ago

Can anyone explain this one to me? I'm not sure I'm following it.

[-] tymon@lemm.ee 39 points 1 year ago

Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy Meme

[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 18 points 1 year ago

Gentlemen, we have achieved memes.

[-] eulheim@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

Source

[-] darkmatterstyx@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

After missing all the memes at the other site in 12+ years, I was actually sorting by new when this one started!

[-] CheshireSnake@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 1 year ago

Over in c/asklemmy, someone asked for advice on how to not poop for three days, and it seems to have officially become The First Lemmy ~~Meme~~ Legend

[-] roving6478@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

It's the first meta joke this place has had. Someone asked how not to shit for 3 days and for some reason it made its way around the site.

Seems like we're all still redditors at heart after all lmao

[-] falsem@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Scared shitless so he doesn't need to poop? I dunno.

[-] spark947@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

"Can't tell you why, don't ask."

[-] loops@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

-Putin, probably.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even so, he's always Putin.

[-] erre@feddit.win 3 points 1 year ago

👏

[-] LunarticBot@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Address them by running away. That is what he is doing.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

He may address the nation but then something unexpected happen...

Boom headshot.

[-] keeb420@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

too bad its not gonna be the one i want.

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