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I had need for two batteries earlier today and mulled the need to walk down to the village. My mum however had recently cleaned an old drawer and had two of the exact right batteries in her pocket. (lemmy.world)
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It was very satisfying

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago

Remember to return an offering to the junk draw.

[-] FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

We have, by candlelit procession, offered up 3 elastic bands, 2 coins no longer legal tender, and an HB pencil with the nib broken off

[-] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Ma, you gots any pocket batteries?

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 5 points 3 days ago

Sounds like prosperity gospel at work. The Lord has shined on you this day.

[-] xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu 3 points 2 days ago

Ah now that's a good feeling!

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of these days I’m going to use a cable from the cable box.

[-] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 days ago

Those definitely were from your mom's vibrator.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

They'd have been dead if that was the case

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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