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Dual wielding a crossbow and a pistol? One glove? Distinctive colorful clothing? Repeatedly ringing the doorbell even when there's a pile of mail outside?

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 38 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bro got the DayZ load out. Walked to nick fuentes's house and picked up everything he seen on the way there.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

when you're still leveling and can't be bothered to wear a matching set

[–] pudcollar@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

Person who tried to kill Nick Fuentes and also apparently killed two other people and a couple of dogs on the way over?? It's a wild story

[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Guy that showed up at Nick Fuentes's house.

https://hexbear.net/post/4133324

[–] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

When you drop on tilted towers too late but still wanna square up to the biggest Gamer in the lobby

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Fortnite VR; would explain the weird dual wield choice.

[–] Homme_Tanks@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Needed a streak to unlock golden crossbow

[–] Gorb@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It's the dayz loadout.. ah shit someone beat me to it

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Me when I get a new game that came out 5-6 years ago and I just equip all of the free stuff that was released in that time

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

loads start menu CONGRATS! YOU'VE JUST UNLOCKED THE YEAR 1 BATTLE PASS CONGRATS! YOUVE JUST UNLOCKED THE FUCKSLANGER HASHISH DLC CONGRATS WE'RE GIVING YOU 10 THOUSAND CUM COINS FOR BEING A LOYAL MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Open carrying in front of the camera (every front door should be presumed to have a camera), shouting someone's name outside their home after midnight...