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Anon buys laxatives (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 3 weeks ago

Anon commits a serious crime

[-] errer@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago

Anon doesn’t give a shit…or maybe he does…

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 33 points 3 weeks ago

Anon gave Chad a shit

[-] sean_lemmy@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago

We do a little trolling here 😏

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 66 points 3 weeks ago

Anon becomes a sociopath.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago

Always has been.

[-] Boxscape 25 points 3 weeks ago

[-] Irene13@lemm.ee 24 points 3 weeks ago

What is Anon

[-] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

Anon(ymous) since most people post anonymously on 4chan

[-] Irene13@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, 😳 ok thanks 👍

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Anyone who isn't a namefag

[-] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

People die of drug interactions and allergies. Sociopath anon doesn't care.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

12 year old anon didn't see their bully for 2 weeks, 12 year anon doesn't care. Not everything is a pearl clutch bud.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

Why do you automatically assume that "Chad" means bully?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Because this is a 2018 greentext and 2018 OP is describing their 12 year-old self.

"Context is king", I've heard a wise woman say.

[-] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe because it's 4chan?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if there's any laxatives that wouldn't make the water seriously funky

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I'm sure there are, whether you can buy them OTC is another story.

[-] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

how is that funny

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Anon is a bully.

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