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[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 2 weeks ago

“Protect the top from what? Catapults? Bullets go in a straight line, dumbass.”

[-] FermiEstimate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 weeks ago

"It's a safety feature to reduce spalling!"

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 11 points 2 weeks ago

I laughed to hard at this

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

Why settle for BMP when you can have PNG?

Legacy hardware

[-] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

One veeeery well placed grenade later...

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Why even target? Just rain down some napalm and you have yourselves a BBQ pit.

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

you have 70 dudes, just arm one with a baseball bat.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

So it's an Armored Budget Protector?

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What kind of fully armed soldiers? We will fight in the shade!

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Time travel, nuclear carrier to Pearl harbor, or a PTS-M to Sparta?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

me, giving a PTS-M to Persia instead

The Persians were the good guys, the Spartans deserved to be massacred

[-] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well that doesn't fit in with my time travel movie where 4.2857 PTS-M full of 70 well armed Spartans spill out and have an epic winning battle over the Persians.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago

Give the weapons to the helots.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I’ve never understood why those fucking losers, the Spartans , are so loved by modern people. “If” yeah, he fucking wrecked you you slaver oligarchy that was to fucking stupid to extend the franchise to more people to keep your shit system going.

Ok I do understand. Sparta basically maps to modern America pretty fucking well in the whole oligarchy and brutalized underclass situation.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

We love democratic (and homosexual) Thebes in this house!

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