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[–] jerome@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] nikkon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

[–] major_third@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

[–] MeatCastle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] clonedhuman@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

[–] Sergio@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Darkwraith@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

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[–] PastaTrees@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[–] certain_people@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I already did!

[–] emptyother@beehaw.org 9 points 2 years ago

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

[–] s38b35M5@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

[–] TRSea@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

[–] sunnytimes@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

just practicing my stabbing!

[–] CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

[–] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

[–] HaphazardFinesse@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"

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[–] Hhffggshn@lemmy.click 8 points 2 years ago

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

[–] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Number associations are also big for me. So any time I hear 56, 27, or 5:15 I always relate it back to three shows. Extra points if you know what show I’m talking about for each of those numbers.

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Whenever I'm grinding through some beaureacracy : "it's all about the filin'!"

Not the worst song and dance number.

Ahhh! What was that? Some kind of boogin?

[–] 0101010001110100@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

[–] ian@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I earned me a cooool fifty wing-wangs.

Death by snoo-snoo!

Who is your Smizmar?

[–] elasticthumbtack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Like a balloon, and something bad happens

[–] dannii_montanii@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago
[–] ptz@dubvee.org 8 points 2 years ago

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

[–] ComradePupIvy@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Bite My Shiny Mettle Ass

[–] Shinkirou@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My favorite line, "There. I turned a regular board into a diving board." <3 Scruffy.

[–] Ozma_of_Oz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Big. Fat. Hen.

[–] ryry1985@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Bite my shiny daffodil ass!

[–] LUlsas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Fun on a bun.

[–] vividspecter@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

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