Is this like a cynical hail mary attempt to get Trump involved and riled up as a way of tanking the transfer of sovereignty? Nah, probably just absolutely pathetic loser lapdog behavior.
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I’d go for the latter, Trumps more likely to go ahead with the transfer, but transfer to the USA instead of Mauritius.
Starmer shall be summoned to the Office of Oval and supplicate himself before the enlightened sage. the Eternal Embodiment of Deals, Lama Trump, will declare this treaty auspicious or suspicious and then, to bless Acolyte Starmer with good fortune, urinate in his crying face.
he will not be permitted to wash his piss coated face for a lunar cycle while he meditates on the smiling face of Sacred Deals.