Double up with two crows for that extra edge of attempted murder.

In my hometown, there is an elderly guy (between 60 and 70 i guess) who walks his two agár dogs, and has a crow on his shoulder.

Anyone who knows him says he's a nice guy. :)

See, that's my secret - you can never go out of style if you've never been in style taps forehead

There was a shoe store in the town I grew up in as a kid that had a pet crow in a cage. The crow was the store's mascot. I used to ask to go just to see the crow.

Plus, if you feed it peanuts for fetching goodies, it's an avían, self-replicating fashion-generating machine.

If you're into shiny pieces of metal, coins, smooth pebbles, and glass shards, and occasional jewelry. I mean, I'd be flattered by whatever kind of bird treasure - I don't know about you.

I wanted to befriend a crow but they're diet consists of roadkill and other gnar.

It also gives you +20 Wizard points

Taxidermy really needs to come back into fashion.