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excerpted phrase by chuckie schumer in press conferenceSen. Schumer at news conference: "People are aroused. I haven't seen people so aroused in a very, very long time."

(something something blue pill)

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[–] dead@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He also says "the roots of democracy are deep". Root is a slang term for penis. The whole thing is innuendo.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

just how horny is that creep-o makima-think

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Winning elections? No, no, you misheard. We want to win erections.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

with respect to the crisis at hand: zamn am i bricked up rn. bro i am TENTED.

-Chuck Schumer

[–] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chucky Schumer awooga on that billionaire overnight erection data

(to be clear, I mean this in a he's jealous way not a homophobic way)

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

fact finding committee to deep dive on the dick data

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago