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Genocide Joe is going on tour!

He couldn't just fuck off and die. Had to get one more grift in.

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

He could've stayed as a mid but not the worst President but he had to support a genocide.

[–] crime@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Is he actually gonna do anything with them or are they just gonna say his corpse signed off on whatever

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago

He is gonna go around the country telling dementia patients that "it gets better"

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

I’m sure we’ll get a ghost-written autobiography to boot

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

More opportunities for him to catch that final case of Covid.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Thought it read as "sings with CAA" and was excited for Joe Biden Kareoke

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

At the potluck with Dougie and Chasten?

[–] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He's going to have a cameo on every NBC show

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He's probably not competent to sign himself and this wringing of every last drop of commercial value from his rapidly decaying husk is the only temporal ~~punishment~~ consequence for his misdeeds we'll ever witness.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago

Glorious slop for my trough