this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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I don't think putting something in a freezer would disinfect it. Stop the microbes from breading while it's inside, but they start again quickly as soon as it gets out.
Maybe OP had parasitic worms in his flesh light.
Ice crystals can and do rupture cells. But it's not a good method to disinfect as a lot depends on the freezing rate resulting in different crystal sizes.
None of this is true. It's a piece of ham that looks mildly like a vagina, and someone came up with a funny story.
Do you think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie?
Especially on a shitposting community? What’s the world coming to?
On the internet, no one knows you're a dog.
Hey! This guys a phony!
The audacity!
How can it be fake if it's not gay? Dude just ate pussy, that's as straight as it gets.
Fake: no silicone would deform like that at conventional cooking temperatures.
Gay: user's name is Callum.
Hey, what are the chances that's some actual Pig crotch? Isn't ham made from cured or dried pork?
Ham is made from the thighs of the pig
I gotta say, I did laugh though.
If it actually was attempted to be cooked in a skillet, a very, very different outcome and text message would have been shared.
True or not this shit killed me
Rip
How does one expect freezing to disinfect?
Freezing can kill bacteria, but only at temperatures far below what the standard freezer can reach. They do this for many seafood products sold commercially.
How does one mistake a fleshlight for edible meat?
They don't because this is fake.