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Answer these riddles and the esophagus will let you pass.

Riddles for 'Lemmy'winks.

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I Can Be Cracked, I Can Be Made. I Can Be Told, I Can Be Played (lemmy.world)
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What am I?

(I will answer yes or no to replies. Will post the correct answer after a week, if still unanswered)

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A joke. You can crack a joke, tell a joke, play a practical joke in someone, and make a joke.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I came here to post this too. Everyone, pretend like I said it first and am the smartest person in the room.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What a joke

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

You've cracked me

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Agreed

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes!

A joke is the correct answer.

[–] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 8 points 4 months ago

A joke

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Man (like, "mankind" man, gender inclusive ykwim).

(I know it's probably not "right" but it does fit, man can be "cracked" as a synonym for crazy or literally on crack, "made" through the magic of sex or the mafia, "told" about or to do stuff and things, and "played" like a sucker or a fool.)

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A week seems optimistic, this one lasted all of 5 minutes

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Got to start on the first rung.

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

A case

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A video game.

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What do you tell a video game?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

To gtfo with those micro-transactions

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago

"hey you Pikachu!" On the N64?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I read "I can be told" as you the player telling others your experiences in playing.

[–] Lyre@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Safe

[–] GheeButtersnaps@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

A story.