Guys Guys, "Nazi" just means "National Socialist" so they are actually leftists! (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by christiansocialist@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They are just socialists on a more national, local level. So they're basically just like "grow and buy local" liberals that oppose the fascist Drumpf! To those red fascist tankies in the room, LEARN TO READ GERMAN you TANKIES! smuglord

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[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

guys guys, urinal cakes are actual cakes! It's right there in the name! soypoint-2

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

That’s a good one.

“Nazis were left because they were ‘national socialists!’” very-intelligent

“Have you ever eaten a urinal cake?”

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

So, you like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea then right? juche-boi

[-] christiansocialist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Nice try tankie, but North Korea is actually not a democracy. They may call it that, but they are authoritarian and the people are basically zombie drones who blindly follow the leader. Unlike here in the US, where we freely chose our democratically elected leaders!

[-] Schroed4@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

That's not what I learned from Stay Stay, DPRK! You clearly haven't done your homework.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

There are many possible responses to this but the one I've settled on is "So you believe what the Nazis said?"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

"So you believe what the Nazis said?"

When don't they? It's often wrapped in "yes Hitler was bad, but dae le trains ran on time dae le science from death camp torture" Boogie1488 takes.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I am le epic science man.

discovers that killing a person results in their death

writes "subject expired" on clipboard

Another successful experiment!

[-] christiansocialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I am le epic science man.

BRAH HAVE U SEEN OPPENHEIMER? that movie BLEW MY MIND BRO!!! I haven't been that tripped out since INCEPTION! WHOAH THAT WAS SUPER DEEEEEP!!

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

"They actually learned a lot about how long it takes to drown, and what temperatures are deadly".
Wow that sounds like knowledge we could not do without.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Advancing the LE SCIENCE of knowing how to inflict more suffering and torture later scared-fash

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

To paraphrase Engels:

These gentlemen think that when they have ascertained the names of things they have ascertained the very nature of the things themselves. This is how these profound thinkers mock at the whole world.

[-] christiansocialist@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Is this from anti-Duhring?

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

It's from On Authority:

When I submitted arguments [about the nature of authority] to the most rabid anti-authoritarians, the only answer they were able to give me was the following: Yes, that's true, but there it is not the case of authority which we confer on our delegates, but of a commission entrusted!

These gentlemen think that when they have changed the names of things they have changed the things themselves. This is how these profound thinkers mock at the whole world.