Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves

"Hotdog ... no hotdog ... " That's the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it's not real, but that just makes it funny.

At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.

This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.

Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don't have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.

I don't understand why we haven't played the Uno Reverse card on the "TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS" Crowd

"You wanna inspect our kid's genitals to make sure they're using the right toilet? Sir, I don't think you need to be anywhere where anyone's kids are going to be."

what’s in yer pants, esteemed citizen??

My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.

The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It's a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck's sake.

Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says "Fuck you" on the front and "Eat shit" on the back

didn't ever think I would get so much use out of this when I made it six months ago.

It isn't real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.

The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.

I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives

Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.

Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.

"Traditional genital inspections"

HA!

This has to be a joke