You should be able to bust it open using liquid nitrogen and warn water. I don't think that the glass is made for being able to tank temperature differences of over 200°C
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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A crowbar to the side is what eventually broke it open.
Some of those Minnesota studded shoes would help. Can’t go slipping on the ice, can we, best to be prepared.
And no one went up to it with an angle grinder? Pretty sure you can cut it with a diamond blade.
the plastic in the lamination would foul it.
Personally.... I would have gotten a hammer-drill and put a chisle bit on it. It'll take time but you'll get there. Alternatively, I'd attack the seam around it (Cutter spreader should take that nicely.) (you can rent a hammer drill for like... 50 bucks. and I know you can rent various types of cutter spreaders, too.)
Go on facebook marketplace, buy cheapest car near me that runs rhe have "car accident" in the wee hours.
Your comment is the fifth from the top in my view. And I had already decided to crash a car without airbags into the sign. Why wait for the wee hours? Just do it®
Legit? Theres been several incidences worldwide of people driving cars into crowds of people and I dont want to get accused of domestic terrorism or have to beat a bunch of public endangerment charges in court.
I mean its 3 MILLION DOLLARS! but its also only 3 million dollars. If I have to replace the bus stop, pay a bunch of lawyer fees, have my licence revoked for a year or two, possibly have charges on my record that would make it hard to get a job... Its "life just got a lot easier" money but not quite "Set for life"
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Well, I'd give it a shot at least
Yeah, but after you've taken a shot of vodka, what are you going to do about the money?
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Just get a ute and some angle grinders, detach the entire thing from the bus stop at the dead of night and take your time to work on it at home
Just make sure your hiding your identity
Use a super common ute with a number plate switcher that rolls the number plates and switch number plates in a large enough area with camera deadspots
Then ditch the car somewhere, light it up to incinerate it and switch to another vehicle in another camera deadspot
Have they tried shooting it?