does it detect if I'm dying inside?
this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2025
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"scanning...you do have a pulse, indicating you're alive, your heart will at some point stop which means you are in the process of dying."
"WARNING YOU ARE DYING REEEEEE!"
If it does it with the H.E.V. Suit voice, that's fine I guess
"Major fracture detected."
"Emergency. User death imminent."
They say that even in battery saver mode, the watch can only last about 36 hours before needing recharge.
https://www.androidauthority.com/google-pixel-watch-3-battery-life-3472485/
I can literally live longer than that without food or water (though not recommended), so why on earth would anyone trust a device that literally dies faster than a human to tell them if they're dying?
Most people die within range of charging.
Mine told me to breathe the other day. Bitch, I am breathing.
Memento Mori
Standalone or gtfo.