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[–] finkrat@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope gotta go through triage and evaluate it next week and hey it's a rarely used function and has over 1 story points so let's address it next year despite how the fix is already in your head

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago

No, the bug didn't have to get 500,000 upvotes in one week before they started looking at it.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] sundrei 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] stetech@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

se we need to c

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is waaay too close to the bone.

Source: I've been writing software since the 6502.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're from the future?! :O

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

NOP ($EA) 😇

[–] mundane@feddit.nu 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it quicker to fix it then to get the issue triaged? Just fix it and move on.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why don't you do anything all day? The reports don't show any activity.

[–] mundane@feddit.nu 16 points 2 months ago

I have a great boss that knows that whatever I decide to do is probably the right priority. As long as our users are happy she is happy.