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[–] Skua@kbin.earth 18 points 4 months ago

This is, in fact, the earliest known example of yer da selling Avon

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

this has been a certified PugJesus fact.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

A lot of rivers in Mexico called "Atoyac".

Swap Celts for Nahua/Mexica, and Romans for Spaniards.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Wait, so Avon cream is just water?

"Avon. Sludge out of your river, unto your face! As clean as nature, twice the pollution!"

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 4 months ago

Mmm, river cream. Sounds so appetising.

[–] MrPoletki@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

I always wondered why that avon lady that came around was always soaking wet even when it wasn't raining.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Your finger, you fool.

[–] waz@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Aberavon. Isn’t that river valley?