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[–] branno@lemm.ee 87 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So he married someone that was here illegally, but voted for a guy that promised to deport all illegal aliens.

How fucking stupid are Trump voters?

[–] el_muerte@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago

How fucking stupid are Trump voters?

The most accurate response to this question is "Yes."

[–] thepresentpast@lemm.ee 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Probably figured they could get married real quick and everything would be fine, "Trump's only going after the thieves and rapists".

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 27 points 2 days ago

A former acquaintance asked me to sponsor her husband of a couple months because they weren't getting anywhere in his immigration and his visa had expired. She was extremely delusional about the entire process

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 18 points 2 days ago

I spent the last decade or so trying to convince these nimrods, but they need to learn the hard way apparently.

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 93 points 2 days ago (2 children)

“I thought they were only going to go after and hurt the people that I hate!”, cries dumbass.

[–] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

First they came for the ‘illegal aliens/immigrants’ that I didn’t like.

Then they came for my wife.

Edit: my ex-wife is Puerto Rican, I’m curious to see how this administration handles the country, citizens from it, and formerly US married foreigners (especially if they designate PRs as foreigners in the event that they abandon the colony for their independence).

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

They’ll just toss some paper towels in the general direction

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

At some point dumbass has to realize they hate everyone that isn't one of like 8 billionaires.

[–] Aliktren@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago

You won, get over it

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

"Muñoz is now being held at a private detention center in Louisiana."

They're running out of drug prisoners so this is their fallback for their private prisons. 13th amendment

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"I didn't know how it was going down"

Trump told you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as "he's just joking/being sarcastic"

Trump's opponents warned you exactly how he was going to do it. You dismissed it as a "Witch hunt".

People who voted for Trump are either naive wishful thinkers and/or just downright horrible people.

[–] DougHolland@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stop saying 'detained'. The word is imprisoned.

[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only moral ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife is my ~~abortion~~ immigrant wife.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 15 points 2 days ago

We've been telling ya' for years, years now.