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I honestly

do not know how my television works.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the sanest thing I've seen posted on LinkedIn, including job offers.

[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If linkedin was filled with posts like this I could imagine actually browsing it once in awhile.

Edit: fixed a word.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do they make the flat people to put in the box?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hydraulic press

[–] iii@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago

😮

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But how do the flat people look like people & not like flat?

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Bitch same.

Sometimes the screen doesn't turn on even though the TV does and sometimes the TV refuses to turn off and you have to disconnect the power. It's like the software was written in JavaScript or something.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I can honestly say I know how every single one of the TVs I ever owned in my life worked (all 0 of them).

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

Have you ever seen Fraggle Rock?

It's like that, but it's a TV not a jukebox.