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When you put all three parts of these memes together, what's the secret message?

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[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

Spent far too long thinking how annoying that guys hair cut is.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

At least it's not as f-d up as French where dudes casually ignore like half of the letters in a sentence.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Have you experienced Danish? They swallow more let's than the French by a metric mile

And do numbers over 80 even weirder

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 4 points 53 minutes ago

Weirder than four twenty ten nine?

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Came to comment same. Though, I prefer “Oushen”

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

Auchan? 🇫🇷🇪🇺

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 41 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

To repeat an interweb truism...

English isn't a language; it's three smaller languages sitting on each other's shoulders and wearing a long coat and a fedora.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

You forgot the dark alley and truncheon...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

To repeat another interweb truism...

English is closer to Chinese/Japanese as a pictographic system, since there are so many exceptions to the phonetic rules, syntax, and grammar that govern it, that it's often easier to just memorize whole words and phrases, than to guess how to use them from alphabet alone

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 27 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And the other one:

"English is a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary"

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago

It did come from England. So that tracks.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 9 hours ago

Never heard that one, but it's true. When I need to spell a word I ask "does it look right?"

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 36 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

Wait till you notice the "ueue" in "queue"

[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 1 points 7 minutes ago

Every single q word has a completely superfluous u

[–] MemmingenFan923@feddit.org 17 points 10 hours ago

80% of the letters are silent.

[–] cod@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

The letters are lined up in a queue

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

“kyu-ee-oo-ee”

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 11 hours ago

That's a good one too

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Don’t worry. Trump will rename it soon.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Well now I'm going to think of this randomly for no reason...

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago

Enjoy your day! Bwahaha

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

From now on, I'm going to call it the "Pacific ocean", where the first c is pronounced as "c" and the last one as "c".

Also what a missed opportunity to call it the pacifi-c! Get it? The pacifi-sea? I'm very funny I know haha I should start a standup comedy show I will earn millions and I will become rich and famous and make my homies proud. Baking a cake requires four ingredients- flour, sugar, baking powder and grandma's heart. By heart, I mean her love. Not her heart actually. That will kill her. But she is already dead :( I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(. I am sad. I will bake a cake. But no grandma, so no cake. I am sad :(.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

This is quality shitpost commenting.
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