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Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys (theonion.com)
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[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 45 points 1 month ago

"She should try being a little original and force herself to pretend she hates what she likes. That’s way more authentic. "

I died

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 19 points 1 month ago

+gold

The Onion is great.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1mbbYKPpHY

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Disgusting normie. Where's the angst? Talk about privilege, am I right?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

I was a bit confused until I saw it was about how everyone finds her strange because of it. It is wierd to think folks pretend to like things. Even wierder are folks that are against things that are not their thing.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Great. Can I have her number?

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Of course ! Here it is : 10.
Why are you asking ?