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It's friday night and you have a box of crayons but no ketchup. Wtf do you do? (lemmynsfw.com)

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[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One could melt the crayons down and make a crayon dildo based off of a mold of an existing dildo, get wildly drunk and have moderately risky fun times. Don’t get too vigorous!

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wouldn’t know, I’m the one removing the foreign objects from assholes. Pay’s okay, I guess.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Poop in my desk drawer