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Why indeed (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why are you asking? Are you trying to prematurely optimize these apps?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

*shifty eyes* Um yes

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[–] gnufuu@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago

Duh, it's because more and more code is ran remotely. Wait...

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Program is slow? Just get better hardware, brah!!! It's cheap, bruh!!!"

Fuck you and anyone that thinks like that

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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 6 points 1 week ago

Did my husband made this meme? Because he is constantly saying this 😂😂😂😂

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

programming as a profession is full of incompetent failchildren, like all highly paid positions

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[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago

Is this the appropriate point to reference the suckless community? I mean, that's THE point of the movement...