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If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 16 points 1 week ago
[–] m_f@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago

Oh my stars! How disgraceful.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 9 points 1 week ago

You're a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.

[–] hilliard@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

You had an eye exam and couldn't even read the first line because you're legally blind.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there

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[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] TheKracken@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn't really a Polish girl from Toronto

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 8 points 1 week ago

There's no AI behind chatgpt, it's just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you're busy.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Your career as a crash test dummy was exciting, but brief

[–] Ffkhrocks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you

[–] jgrim@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You just realized that it wasn't really Microsoft technical support that you gave root access to on discuss.online

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 11 points 1 week ago

Yeah, things are not looking great, but @SaltSong@startrek.website captures my attitude pretty well with this image:

Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that's my vibe 👆

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] wesker 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] m_f@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago

You were this close 🤏 to a proof that P=NP before being jolted awake by aliens ensuring that humanity will never find it.

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.

Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

No, it's entirely true. It doesn't matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

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Edit: I was gonna go with my favorite gif (below), but I didn't want people to think that I was like... crazy or something!? :-P

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[–] m_f@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You spent the week being a fabulous person and a productive member of society and you are not behind me right now as I type this

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[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.

[–] m_f@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

She just found out that it's legal to drink ketchup straight from the bottle

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

She all grown up now!?

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[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I cried I wept I lost my mind…

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

(from earlier in 2024)

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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