Freeze peach!
Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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10/10 pun, I'm peachless
What does Rupert's Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?
I call BS you don't fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.
Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!
I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.
Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it's impressive but you can't let people walk into that blindly!
That's called culture where I'm from. That inspector knew jack about good food.
... Did they check this place on a Wednesday?
could've pushed it over the edge
One would hope that a restaurant inspector could discern between frost and mold.
It's not in a labeled container with expiration dates. Can't keep food on the freezer shelf like that.
Correct. You'd also get just a point or two lost because of it. If your place failed, it wasn't just because of this peach. This was probably the least of the problems they found.
Exactly. At best, this was the thing that made them look extra closely at everything else just in case lol. Like you said, wouldn't be more than a few points.
That's something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.
I blame management for not checking.
It's a donut peach!
Goofy ahh looking peach.