this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 85 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I call BS you don't fail inspections because of one thing. This place is probably full of fucked.

could've pushed it over the edge

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Apart from a frozen peach, the marionara was left open with mushrooms, bowls were burned; the kitchen was a toadal disaster!

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I think the bigger issue is the toads dude.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yea and fucking Jeremy was stirring the clam chowder with his dick again, and this time it was as the inspector walked in! I mean sure, it's impressive but you can't let people walk into that blindly!

That's called culture where I'm from. That inspector knew jack about good food.

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

... Did they check this place on a Wednesday?

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Freeze peach!

Sue the health inspector for violating your 1st amendment rights!

[–] simbico@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 days ago

10/10 pun, I'm peachless

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

What does Rupert's Land Act of 1868 have to do with peaches?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

One would hope that a restaurant inspector could discern between frost and mold.

[–] fishos@lemmy.world 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not in a labeled container with expiration dates. Can't keep food on the freezer shelf like that.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Correct. You'd also get just a point or two lost because of it. If your place failed, it wasn't just because of this peach. This was probably the least of the problems they found.

[–] fishos@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Exactly. At best, this was the thing that made them look extra closely at everything else just in case lol. Like you said, wouldn't be more than a few points.

[–] disgrunty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

It's a donut peach!

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

That's something I would do and feel like such a jackass for it.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 points 4 days ago

I blame management for not checking.

[–] recursiveInsurgent@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Goofy ahh looking peach.