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I use various websites such as ebay, duckduckgo, and myanimelist. I know you probably think internet users are bad but I swear I'm one of the good ones. I currently make around $0k per year on my internet activities so it's more like a service I'm providing all of you.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you ask your parents permission before logging on?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

I asked a random adult and I think that also counts

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

who is your daddy and what does he do

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dad has taken a hand to carving a canoe in the garage. It's pretty cool

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

[this deleted joke was funnier in my head]

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hi,

Civility from Hexbear.net here, thanks for your time.

I have three questions:

  1. How did you get your start as an internet user?

  2. What's the most internet you've ever used in one day?

  3. What advice would you give all the aspiring young internet users on hexbear.net?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  1. I just believed in myself and never gave up

  2. I think about 14 grams

  3. Don't use the Internet for hentai. It's bad.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Inspiring!

@axont@hexbear.net thanks again.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

you're so polite, it's really an inspiration to the rest of us about the value of... you

if only landlords and tenants could be nice to each other like this

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who is this handsome lil fella

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you know how some people take the air out of the room? this lil fella puts air into the room

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Just like me, except with farts

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A friend to all and champion of the weak

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

So a cult leader

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have betrayed my trust

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

it was either that or a rickroll, and i went with the better option.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What are the good websites I may not know of?

I use, like, three.

I hear there’s more

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I quite enjoy one called hexbear

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Is that some kind of gay polycule thing?

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds gay as fuck

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

That’s so gay lmao

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I hear Internet users worship Satan. Is this true?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

No no we worship satin

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I'm also curious about this. I heard some of them worship the Great Satan even.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you planning on putting a tariff on these sites you have a trade imbalance with?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna go to their houses and do a real life ddos

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what's the least website you use?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

there's apparently a website that summons a bird to shit on your head, so I don't use that one

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I have heard about harmful beings called graymers living on the internet who are called chugs for chugging venomous green liquid that enhances. I have heard that they will hurt anyone awake on the internet by circling and spitting face melting icky liquid on them. How could you protect yourself from these beings? Please stay safe

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can't just make these bold claims without providing proof. We're really supposed to believe you're an internet user on your word alone?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i'm friends with Myspace Tom

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm actually a bit of an internet using hobbyist myself. How do you deal with all the people who actually don't thank/recognise us for the services we provide to the community, and instead say mean things?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

no one has ever said anything mean about me

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I exude a pleasant aroma