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I use various websites such as ebay, duckduckgo, and myanimelist. I know you probably think internet users are bad but I swear I'm one of the good ones. I currently make around $0k per year on my internet activities so it's more like a service I'm providing all of you.

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[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you ask your parents permission before logging on?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

I asked a random adult and I think that also counts

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

who is your daddy and what does he do

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My dad has taken a hand to carving a canoe in the garage. It's pretty cool

[–] miz@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

[this deleted joke was funnier in my head]

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hi,

Civility from Hexbear.net here, thanks for your time.

I have three questions:

  1. How did you get your start as an internet user?

  2. What's the most internet you've ever used in one day?

  3. What advice would you give all the aspiring young internet users on hexbear.net?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. I just believed in myself and never gave up

  2. I think about 14 grams

  3. Don't use the Internet for hentai. It's bad.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Inspiring!

@axont@hexbear.net thanks again.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

you're so polite, it's really an inspiration to the rest of us about the value of... you

if only landlords and tenants could be nice to each other like this

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who is this handsome lil fella

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you know how some people take the air out of the room? this lil fella puts air into the room

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just like me, except with farts

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A friend to all and champion of the weak

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

So a cult leader

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You have betrayed my trust

[–] daniyeg@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

it was either that or a rickroll, and i went with the better option.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What are the good websites I may not know of?

I use, like, three.

I hear there’s more

[–] axont@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I quite enjoy one called hexbear

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Is that some kind of gay polycule thing?

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds gay as fuck

[–] gueybana@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

That’s so gay lmao

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I hear Internet users worship Satan. Is this true?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

No no we worship satin

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm also curious about this. I heard some of them worship the Great Satan even.

[–] buh@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

are you planning on putting a tariff on these sites you have a trade imbalance with?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gonna go to their houses and do a real life ddos

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what's the least website you use?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

there's apparently a website that summons a bird to shit on your head, so I don't use that one

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have heard about harmful beings called graymers living on the internet who are called chugs for chugging venomous green liquid that enhances. I have heard that they will hurt anyone awake on the internet by circling and spitting face melting icky liquid on them. How could you protect yourself from these beings? Please stay safe

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't just make these bold claims without providing proof. We're really supposed to believe you're an internet user on your word alone?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm friends with Myspace Tom

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm actually a bit of an internet using hobbyist myself. How do you deal with all the people who actually don't thank/recognise us for the services we provide to the community, and instead say mean things?

[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

no one has ever said anything mean about me

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] axont@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I exude a pleasant aroma