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[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

DM me if you want to help this prince donate his money.

Edit: Okay, stop DMing me. It was a joke. This is getting sad.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Send me some bitcoin if you want to help this prince donate his money

[โ€“] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I can't! There's a lien against it! However, if you deposit the $10k into my account, we can get my inheritance released and split it.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh no! I'll get right on that. I'm just waiting on the Return on Investment from my beautiful girlfriend who's definitely travelling to London next week and I'll finally see her for the first time - I invested all my savings in this excellent opportunity she has, and my 100% RoI should arrive any day now.

Please deposit ASAP so you can impress her with your financial prowess long before her expected arrival.

[โ€“] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 12 points 3 days ago

The yacht people have the same problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdi6E-qzS1c

[โ€“] WereCat@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago