this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are we going to get a bonus for smuggling illegal ideas into the US?

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Me when I spread nefarious ideas such as compassion and friendship into the US evil

[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Opening my trench coat to reveal a broad assortment of illicit Marxist concepts and theories.

"Whatchu need?"

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Use code PaperTiger25 at checkout to get your new employee discount.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I heard we will get temu discounts with our next gift basket.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

After consulting my representative at the CPC, I was told that the Chinese yuan has strengthened compared to the US dollar, so our pay in US dollars is increasing, and to direct further questions to your local US embassy or government representative.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was told it would compromise our cover if we weren't boiling shoe leather with the common people

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Leather? In this economy? I've been on all microplastics diet for weeks.

[–] sgtlion@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

XiBucks are printed with soy-based ink, so just eat those if you're hungry

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Ooh, good idea!