Are we going to get a bonus for smuggling illegal ideas into the US?
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Me when I spread nefarious ideas such as compassion and friendship into the US 
Opening my trench coat to reveal a broad assortment of illicit Marxist concepts and theories.
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After consulting my representative at the CPC, I was told that the Chinese yuan has strengthened compared to the US dollar, so our pay in US dollars is increasing, and to direct further questions to your local US embassy or government representative.
I was told it would compromise our cover if we weren't boiling shoe leather with the common people
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Ooh, good idea!