Put a pony in there.
Food
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Everything related to slow food, local cuisines, cooking, nutrition and preservation.
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I hate that my mind went there, too. I was going to suggest OP shoot a solo video, with the first shot being the jar between their ankles.
The internet has ruined me.
More pickles!
Get some beets, boil them, allow to cool, peel, slice, throw in the jar.
In a pot, add water, vinegar, salt, sugar, pepper corns, some herbs. Boil.
Add to jar.
Wait two to three weeks.
Enjoy.
Rinse, repeat.
Kombucha
We've got a gallon pickle jar to put our loose change in. When it gets full, we pick through it for collectables, go to the next city over to use the bank's coin sorter, and drop the results into savings.
Biscuits/cookies. If you tighten the lid it'll be airtight and they'll stay fresh for a lot longer.
Tiny screws
A mixture of honey, water, a cinnamon stick, and yeast. Capped off with a relief valve.
Freshly harvested organs.
You could use it to store utensils next to the stove, or get some orbeez and make a fake aquarium. Also great for storing stuff in the craft/hobby space or garage.
Farts