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You may never see the soda fountain the same again (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

~~Cloaca~~ master orifice

[–] Kirk@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love those machines. Diet cherry decaf vanilla etc etc etc....

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

❤️cloacas❤️

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

On the plus side, you can often position your cup in the often un-mixed stream to get more syrup.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

But what of the super cloaca?

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

This is why I always let the first second or so spray into the splash tray.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's just plain science!

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I have one of those Coke machines on top in my man cave. The root beer stains like crazy. If you run coke through the root beer spout, it will taste like coke with root beer flavor regardless how much you clean or purge the system.

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