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Comrades, the end of empire (1776-2028) is near. Trump is the accelerationist candidate

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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can't wait for the liberal tears when this happens and the democrats do nothing to prevent it. we're talking about record breaking levels of cognitive dissonance here

[–] Tiocfaidhcaisarla@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Um, what's that, tankie? I'll have you know I'm filing for a permit to march in 2029 RIGHT NOW.

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who's going to stop him, the democrats? Some lawyers with a stick up their asses? The parliamentarian? Don't make me laugh.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Let's see Donny wriggle his way out of yet another jam.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Liberals will invent a new mathematics that makes it not actually a third term

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

He won in 2020 so it's actually his fourth term power-genius

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nytimes infographic on how 3 terms is actually 1 if we assume we live in 1776

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

(adjusting for inflation)

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

hamas-red-triangle illegal-to-say

Imagine paying 50$ to put a target on your head.

[–] combat_brandonism@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the end of republican amerikkka, the beginning of imperial amerikkka. hope we get the year of four emporers in my lifetime

[–] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately the Year of the Four Emperors occurs ~70 years into the establishment of the imperium, and it doesn't collapse for another 500 to 1400 years later (depending on who you ask). We're gonna need a very accelerated timeline here inshallah-script

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Smug preppy black man accidentally ends American empire by making bad jokes

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

shit that's a good grift i should've thought of that

maybe there's still time to sell trump 2026 merch

[–] DinosaurThussy@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If we go from Trump/Vance to Vance/Trump and Vance resigns (yes this does seem to be their plan), liberals are already talking about running Obama again burgerpain

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Well, they're always saying they'd vote for Obama a third time if they could.

[–] Parsani@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] simontherockjohnson@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

I don't think Trump is capable of the Medvedev switch tbh.

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Critical Support for Comrade Trump in his heroic struggle to destroy the genocidal AmeriKKKan empire.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It technically shouldn't happen, but probably fuckin will sanji-pain

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I just really don't expect him to be alive and cognizant for a third term he's just such an old fuck

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Being senile and old didn't stop the last one, thanks Democrats

[–] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Come to think of it, there hasn't been a US president that died of old age while in office. I guess Harrison comes close dying from pneumonia at 68, but that's a young whippersnapper compared to our last two crypt keepers.

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

So was kissinger

agony-acid

[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

In b4 Dems call this "bluff" run Obama, Obama wins and enacts ~~fascism~~ 'popular reforms' to the roaring applause of the brunch crowd.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

50 bucks for a fucking cap lol what chumps

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

A Republican FDR

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] newaccountwhodis@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

AI still has problems with text so