I can fix her!
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I had this same thought as I was looking through cagedladies.com. Found one and thought, "come on, she looks sweet enough," looked her up, convicted of sexual abuse. My taste remains as questionable as ever.
Damn, one of em is thirsty AF, another says "don't mention this website when you contact me, I will get in trouble".
Wild
I found one that drowned her baby because he cried too loud.
Oof...there's two sides to every story? Maybe?
Unpopular opinion but it's sometimes better than the alternative. Growing up abused is the worst. One horrible act can be less bad than a lifetime of abuse and trauma.
Well we'll never hear the baby's side...
I meant this to be funny but if someone wants to be somber or outraged those are probably more appropriate responses.
Well we’ll never hear the baby’s side…
Trust me, you wouldn't want to.
Together, we can fix all of them!
Or die trying!
Tonight! On this week's episode of Famous Last Words...!
What prison has inmates looking like that? WHAT PRISON‽‽
I’m guessing these are at least partly fake, the one in the middle is Belle Delphine’s fake mugshot when she faked getting arrested as a publicity stunt.
I don't think it matters.
There used to be a poster with some supermodel in it that said, "no matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere, is sick of putting up with her bullshit."
I think the reason they're in prison is pretty important.
Maybe it's just fraud tho. I can deal with that.
Probably fraud, or some other scam.
These are likely mugshots, so they still have their hair and makeup done, and also hand selected to show the "pretty ones"
Edit: and some (maybe all) are probably fake
Is that just a pic of belle delphine in the middle?
They're all the same person
And the people you'll write to will be all the male inmates of prisons across the country
Yeah but where is the link... asking for a friend 😅
Looks like cagedladies.com is one of them. Not kidding.
Almost all of them advertise their "gettingout" or "JPay" accounts... this is some bizzaro world black mirror OF reality lol
JPay is important, because in the modern US private prison system, it is INCREDIBLY expensive to be incarcerated. You pay for everything. The JPay system takes enormous fees out of your deposits, and you can quite literally drop $10 in there and wind up with $6 by the time it hits the account.
I get that - but you have to admit it's weird to have pages of women essentially advertising their prison version of OF.