Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 days ago by Flamangoman@leminal.space to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He turned himself around.

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[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Now that's what it's all about.

[–] vext01 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

TIL some places call it the Hokey Pokey.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait what else is it called?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

In England they call a trunk a boot.

And a boot they call a stompylacefootie

[–] vext01 4 points 2 days ago

In the UK it's the Hokey Cokey.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

So, when he walked ino rehab, I presume he put his left foot in, and shook it all about...

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

👏👏👏

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

What is this all about?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Love it. I think it might have been in the Golden Girls. Sounds like a St Olaf story.