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[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 76 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Man when I'm a few miles in to a run, the last thing on my mind is having any form of meaningful conversation, particularly something that needs a bit of time and effort put into it.

I can't imagine what it would be like to keep putting one foot in front of the other, stay upright, try to not die, and still have to come up with a gentle way of letting someone down.

Next time on "Time and a Place": asking a pilot out to dinner during an emergency landing.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is fabricated and homosexual.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago

cap and pan

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he needed the setup for the pun. You can't deny the puns. They want to live!

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ah I've not made it to the lv20 Pun Deployment threshold yet. I've been finishing my runs at the end of the route like a clown all this time!

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Yea even if I was the guy in this scenario there'd be like a 30 second gap between each word where I'm trying to catch my breath.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have never seen anyone using the term "cutiepie"(let alone "spelled" like that) succeed at talking to whoever they called a cutiepie.

If you feel like using that word, take a step back and assume you need to give yourself more time before you are mature enough for a relationship.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

I believe the correct term would have been cutie patootie.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think you might be too mature for a relationship. My SO is definitely a qt3.14, even more so when I call her cutiepie and it makes her giggle.