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I'm Tessellation Kilmister, and you're listening to NPR. (i.imgur.com)

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I guess I'm... Plain Mercury?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 5 days ago

Solid Mercury.

Which is pretty cold...

0K... I'll stop.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Hi, it's you brother Polka Dot Mercury here.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Chevron Shakur subbing in for morning edition. First up... just how many gummy bears can one put in their mouth? Scientists find out.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Youre listening to morning edition with Grunge Presley.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Blackwatch Clark

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Paisley Lightfoot

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's legit the name of a Hobbit.

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[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 7 points 5 days ago

Gyazoo, bitches! It's ya boi, Moire Gold, with 37 minutes of Heartpounding Silence With Intermittent Cthonian Whispers! Let's get started!

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"

[–] PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social 7 points 5 days ago

Houndstooth Strummer with the anti establishment update: the establishment is winning

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 days ago

I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!

[–] death@infosec.pub 6 points 5 days ago

This is Marketplace with Dave Smith Aperiodic Monotile Schuldiner.

[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Houndstooth Peart?

[–] drthunder@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Paisley Cornell

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 days ago

Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Herringbone Barrett

Plaid Kantner

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on

Nightcore Primate Rave

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 5 days ago

I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Houndstooth Redding.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ogee Sinatra.

Damn, that's a decent name.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

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