this post was submitted on 10 May 2025
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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Quirky gen exer dominatrix wearing her vocal cords outside of the skin tells me the safeword is: "Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung"

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I clicked all over the picture but no web site opened. boooooo

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It takes a certain something to get these to open.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

"it is not hands that click the link...

it is...

d e s i r e"

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

Great, I've been looking for someone to tear my soul apart.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

Greater delights await~

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I'm there for it.

I've already had well over 100 piercings, what's a few thousand more?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 1 month ago