this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you combine their names you get Keichard Spermer

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Google only gives me 5 results:

  • This thread
  • A book about plants in the German Empire
  • A book about the history of St. Louis from the 19th century (the name Keichard is mentioned in a paragraph about German immigrants)
  • One of Magnus Hirschfeld’s books about being gay
  • A page from the Martinsburg Gazette from 1833

makima-think There might be a common theme, but I can’t quite tell what it is.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But what about the results for Spermer?

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m a lesbian. I’m not qualified to... uhh... research that. doggirl-sweat

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No worries we'll pass it along to a different department. Communism is when you have giant sprawling bureaucracies to handle stuff like this.

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The other department reporting in!

These were the results I found for spermer

nsfw

  1. A Spermer is a male that enjoys fondling with his penis and sperms on everything near by leaving a sticky residue. <<<< From urban dictionary

  • Facebook pages for people with last name spermer

  • Facebook page for guy called "spermer donor" <<<< uh ... imposter?

  • Ancestry dot com result saying spermer was a name found in North America during the 1910s

  • Street artist called "the spermer" operating in UK and NL. Obsession with writing sperm everywhere.

  • This terrifying thing

  • [–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

    You actually did it. Incredible.

    comrade-fly

    [–] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

    "Spermer" is like a unique new german insult creation- basiclly "wanker" / "Wichser" , but more old timley sounding.

    [–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago
    [–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    Funny enough their politics are identical nowadays. Labour has become pro-Nazi and Richard Spencer has become pro-NATO and centrism. Liberals and Nazis are a match made in heaven

    spongebob-i-fucking-love reaching across the aisle!

    [–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    Is there some photoshop going on or do they just look that similar?

    [–] Beaver@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

    A combination of similar hair styles, and all white people looking the same.

    [–] plinky@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

    i think it's the haircut and lighting bringing more similarity than exists irl theiss-explanation

    [–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago
    [–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

    All fascist kkkrackers look the same. fash-bash

    [–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

    old

    perfect, how he's even whiter

    [–] plinky@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

    the tendency of the whitey to crack

    [–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

    white dudes have fewer haircut options than north korea

    [–] Kumikommunism@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

    Kier looks exactly like the stereotype of a chubby German kid you see in media.