This would insinuate he looked her in the eyes would it not? He would have been safe if he was just checking out her posterior.
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Maybe he looked at her eyes while she was walking towards him and as he was being slowly entombed in stone, he decided to use his last bit of life to check out dat azz.
His last thoughts, the woman he looked into her eyes and froze him in time as she walked by he thinks upon himself and looks down at the earth to find where he may be. And there, there in plain sight, was her derriere. His final breath, his final moment, his truth, her derriere
Can I get a link to your Amazon store? Or better an Audible? I need both hands for that one.
Upon a morning dark and cloudy, lightning stricks and makes them brody, not Adrian just like those they are, the hens return to coverage. Eggs they lay feeling safe and sound not looking for the river or the fields around. Darkness spits , thunder splits and us we hide. It's not love we seek, not sorrow, not the worse nightmares in or sorrow, only retribution which will feel the same. Inhumane, love remains.
He was checking out her brown eye
A cute leather cheerio can sell a 6/10 face with the right perspective.
This would do better with Lot's wife, honestly.
Maybe she glanced back 😏
No, you turn into stone by looking at medusa at all in the original story. (She was cursed)
That's false, or she'd be alive, and he who killed her dead.
Maybe she had turned around to look at him?
A more accurate version would be orpheus’s wife doing this on their way back up from the underworld.
Yet, the Medusa wasn't involved in that story.
Yeah, but have you considered snake lady tiddies? Medusa can get any man hard with a glance.
Big Tiddy Gorgon Girlfriend :-p
Orpheus is the one who looks back. He should be looking back at Eurydice, and the girl on the right is Hades looking all smug.
Epic meme
Classic
Relatable
How‽
He got stoner
I, too, make men hard.
He made the mistake of looking at her brown eye.
If you can't look her in the brown eye, she hasn't earned her position in your life.
She's my brown-eyed girl.