No wonder they were so angry all the time
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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family guy did a cutaway of that
What if two T-rexes worked together?
That’s how baby T-rexes are born
That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.
It could grip it by the husk!
Cumconut?
I remember that Reddit thread...
jacking it with a bro!
...a 69 i guess
Do you need to use your arms to masturbate?
Did T-Rex have a cloaca?
Might as well ask if a chicken could.
the real question is whether they had penises in the first place, not even hank green knows
I'm not sure if it is called masturbation or not, but I have unfortunately seen several mammals ejaculate without any physical stimuli. I'm not sure if other animal groups do this.
Would be be able to do it with his feet and/or thighs while laying on his side?
"life, uh, finds a way"
No problem as long as the schlong is long enough.
T-Rex's heart gives out trying to masturbate