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Reading random bits of history on wikipedia (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

At least anon can identify that his impulse is bad

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is it bad to be topped? As long as you’re using adequate protection, at least 2 or more condoms, nothing should go awry

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Your not taking the old condoms off are you?

I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

~~Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.~~

~~The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.~~

Edit: egg on my face

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fact that you're complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

~~Yeah alright then, i don't get it.~~

Fuck, I am slow today

[–] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 4 weeks ago

It happens, its okay

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think you in particular should use only one condom

[+] Acinonyx -11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

why du you just assume they're male? if anything, since they use an animegirl and mention women and concubines, you should assume they're a woman. stop misgendering, bigot

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

because it's a screenshot from a chan board

[+] Acinonyx -9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

>crystal cafe doesn't exist

shows how stupid you are

[–] lime@feddit.nu 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ok, let's take a step back here. i did not know what that was, because i've never been into imageboard/chan culture at all, preferring instead to stick to traditional forums back in the day. is that really a reason to call someone stupid? not having the same reference frame as you do?

[+] Acinonyx -10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

>is that really a reason to call someone stupid? not having the same reference frame as you do?

yeah. stop throwing your uninformed opinion at me, especially if you already know that you don't know much about the topic

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i didn't even voice an opinion. chan board is the common term for that type of image board.

[–] Acinonyx -5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

>the poster is probably male (even if everything indicates otherwise), simply because it's a chan board and the users of chan boards are male (I don't know anything about chan boards tho lol)

>I never voiced an opinion btw

my point on the poster in OP's pic being most likely female still stands

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 4 weeks ago

i was giving rationale to their opinion. personally i can't tell from the post.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't it tiny compared to the male dominated boards?

[–] Acinonyx -3 points 4 weeks ago

idk you have to be a woman or gay to know specifics about cc

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I feel like the sentiment of the post transcends gender, it doesn't really matter one way or the other. Being bottombrained can effect anyone.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Well, any gender.

[–] Acinonyx 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

>Being bottombrained can effect anyone.

yeah but in this specific case it's most likely about a woman

[–] absentbird@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

Uh, alright. Seems like a valid perspective to me. I'm not so convinced, but I don't really care to fight about it.

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahaha, that is a "profile pic". Whew, good one. Also that posting an image of an anime girl on your 4chan post is an indicator of anything beyond maybe having some relationship between the feeling being expressed by the image, and the post, jeez, keep it coming with these jokes. You are really doing an great job of acting like you don't understand 4chan!

[–] Acinonyx 0 points 4 weeks ago

it's not a profile pic but I understand what you mean. anyways, the rest of my argument still stands

thanks for (You)r (You)

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago

Real and gay

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or maybe op is just a regular 15 year old

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait what

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 points 4 weeks ago

No.
That's not what the post is about

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.

[–] the_wiz@feddit.org 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a highly active sex drive yet I find most sexual acts boring and the human body too disgusting to be worth a damn.... drawings however are irresistible

There's gotta be a word for this

[–] lessthanluigi 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Graysexual yet high libido?

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't know what a greysexual is

[–] lessthanluigi 3 points 4 weeks ago

If you know what Asexuality is (having little to no sexual attraction. Different from libido), and if you know what Allosexual is (your sex wanting normies), then greysexual is something inbetween. Usually it leans more twoards asexual, and they can't exactly relate to their allo piers talking about sex.

You can find more info here.

Happy Pride!

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 4 weeks ago

this is why all LARPs are horny