I hate that!
this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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humanoid robot: dances
amazon: shock
humanoid robot: makes coffee
amazon: shock
humanoid robot: delivers package
amazon: friendly shock
The head was never found
It is the distant future,
The year 2000,
The last known survivor lives is a cave somewhere in the Madagascar desert. A robot travels by foot to deliver a package. A simple letter with the following URL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvFZjo5PgG0
The survivor dies. Amazon has finally won. They have all the money and everyone else is gone. All robots shut down. Besos jumps into the money pile only to learn that cartoons don't work in reality as most of his bones become powder on impact. The world is silent for a second. In the distance two flies are doing it over a pile of cow dung. The world becomes a peaceful place with no human presence whatsoever.
Study the weak points, make true your aim. The inevitable human-robot war draws nearer.
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If I get one of those, I'm definitely killing it and stealing its copper. Amazon can pay for the repairs.
I'm clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it's batteries.
the robot got stolen