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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

2 out of 4 ain't bad, but there's still a little time left for me.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

If you have a collection of pets ashes, does that count for both? Also, did they have to be my pets?

[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Yes to all of these, although my current friends and wierd collections are both relatively newly acquired

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Swap out the pet ashes with my Dad's and I am 100% (I buried my pup and planted a tree there :( )

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks, hippie

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

nah, buried them all. Gotta dig the full 6 feet trust me

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a pet buried in the back yard, does that count?

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, because you have to take your Lil buddy to the vet to get euthanized before you get ashes. Part of the fun trauma of this age is having to be old enough to make that decision. That today is fluffy's last day on earth. Then you get to be guilted by the vet into buying some sort of memorial package in a moment of weakness.

Having your pal turn up toes at home is what gets you a backyard burial. Not awful enough, sorry friend.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, you can have them cremated even if they died peacefully at home, either through a vet or by dealing directly with a pet crematorium. And you can take the body home to bury in the yard even if you've put them to sleep.

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