this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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[โ€“] buckykat@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Prediction: it's gonna be hugely expensive and fuck up the roads but still look weak and small compared to a Chinese military parade.

[โ€“] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago

Also , it will be a huge embaressment , with soldiers fainting and not marching in Lockstep.

[โ€“] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

I think there will also be some mishaps. The Trump administration doesn't exactly function like a Swiss watch. I hope when the camera is right on Trump something hilarious happens. Like a section of asphalt has a serious hidden weakness and under weight of tank after tank - it suddenly caves in like a sinkhole that noisily traps a tank for a time and disrupts the parade.

A silver lining in reverse would be Bluesky will go berserk and within an hour there will be surely be 1,000s of lame jokes and even worse memes about it. And they wouldn't stop with their awful shitposts for days.

[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

timmy-pray

Please let there be a cataclysmic explosion

Drumpf about to show the residents of corrupt failing D.C. why we don't have free healthcare.

[โ€“] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago
[โ€“] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It would not take much for Trump to get run over by a tank during this. Please! I will never ask for anything else! ...Except world socialism

That punchline snuck on me like it was a big cat and I was a tiny mouse.

[โ€“] varmint@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

capabara-tank trump-kaneki

Trump dies in a freak parade accident

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

i hope it goes like that boat caravan thing trumpers did a few years ago