this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2025
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Crazy Ideas

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Actual genuine tutorial video on how to do car maintenance. It's an actual real tutorial on how to change your oil, and spark plugs. But then the instructor takes off his pants, and has sex with the woman who brought her car in for servicing. And the other customers waiting in the lobby start playing cheesy saxophone music.

And then the pizza delivery guy enters to deliver a hot and ready sausage.

Do you really think you'd get this kind of experience just going to the library??? I mean sure, maybe you find a book....and yeah, the book may teach you the same things. But then what about the sex? I mean maybe you find a sexy librarian, and maybe she has some sexy glasses and a knee high tight skirt, and suspenders......and maybe the other people in the library start playing cheesy saxophone music BUT THEN SHE SHUSH'S THEM!!!!

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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I would invest in this.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

this, but make it gay

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Let the man cook