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Does your peehole split streams when you piss? (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] pappabosley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It didn't, until i stapled it in the middle. Twin streams for the win!!

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago

Wooohoo!

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

my peehole is split across like 5 different streaming services. I can either own a car or pee legally. This is why I pirate my peehole.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It can, but only after sex.

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm still a virgin. I'm 48 btw

[–] Lovstuhagen@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Based & Blessed

[–] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 1 month ago

Thanky 🙌

[–] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago

The main reason I'm still a virgin is because fucking coconuts legally doesn't count

[–] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ya but that’s why I only drain one ball at a time.