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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 3 days ago

That's an expensive obo.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll give you twenty bucks, 25 if you deliver it

[–] sqw 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no low-ball offers, i know what i got

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(sigh) fine... $25 AND a Subway sandwich of your choosing

[–] sqw 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

no meat-ball sub offers, i know what i got

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fine, sweet onion teriyaki it is then! I'll even throw in a soda and some baked Lays! I'll need you to deliver it by tomorrow morning

[–] sqw 0 points 2 days ago

sweet maui onion chips and onion soda and we're cooking. you haul the precision instrument, bring hydraulics or 17 burly bros

[–] qrstuv 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sqw 3 points 3 days ago
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hi, is the fire hydrant included?

[–] sqw 2 points 3 days ago

hydrate at your own risk

[–] pmjv 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] sqw 1 points 2 days ago

few scuffs and scratches from light use, well-maintained and still plays like new

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hey, if I only have 50 bucks and a bucket of condoms, will you take it?

[–] sqw 1 points 2 days ago

sweeten the deal and i'll consider it

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ole man is confident in bed skillz

[–] sqw 1 points 2 days ago

spring resonator and foam damper included, you haul it