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For owls that are superb.
US Wild Animal Rescue Database: Animal Help Now
International Wildlife Rescues: RescueShelter.com
Australia Rescue Help: WIRES
Germany-Austria-Switzerland-Italy Wild Bird Rescue: wildvogelhilfe.org
If you find an injured owl:
Note your exact location so the owl can be released back where it came from. Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitation specialist to get correct advice and immediate assistance.
Minimize stress for the owl. If you can catch it, toss a towel or sweater over it and get it in a cardboard box or pet carrier. It should have room to be comfortable but not so much it can panic and injure itself. If you can’t catch it, keep people and animals away until help can come.
Do not give food or water! If you feed them the wrong thing or give them water improperly, you can accidentally kill them. It can also cause problems if they require anesthesia once help arrives, complicating procedures and costing valuable time.
If it is a baby owl, and it looks safe and uninjured, leave it be. Time on the ground is part of their growing up. They can fly to some extent and climb trees. If animals or people are nearby, put it up on a branch so it’s safe. If it’s injured, follow the above advice.
For more detailed help, see the OwlPages Rescue page.
Hoo's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third.
I'm just trying to find out the name of the owl on first base.
When you pay off the first baseman every month, Hoo gets the money.
I don't know!
That's what a naval submarine inspector looks like? ORLY?
I got to check out a decommissioned sub last year. I always heard it was "snug" but my dimensions and those of a sub's interior are not compatible! I could not imagine sleeping or eating there, let alone working and having traffic going both ways or mechanical smells and human smells and all that. Much credit to those who can do that for a living!
Ditto. I used to think it was a fascinating career path — when I was child-sized (and blithely unaware of myriad sociopolitical comorbitities), but now? Oh, helllll nah. 🫣
Domo arigato!
I was thinking the older Kilroy, with its beak poking over the wall's edge.
The Styx one is equally good!
Yeah, I got it, I was just watching something about Styx and that whole thing came up again so it popped in mind first. But yes, the actual drawing is much more apt.